A Duncan funny

So we're downstairs at Lisa's house getting ready for bed. Sayer is actually already asleep, and Duncan *was* asleep on the boob but didn't stay that way when I put him down. Sigh. So I'm sitting at the computer and he's gotten out of bed to come bug me. And his stomach growls. And he says:

Don't worry, Mommy, it's just my uterus.

I am ROLLING here :)

That's 'a my boy!